Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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