the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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