Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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