It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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