i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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