I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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