Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize
