I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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