remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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