there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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