weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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