Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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