just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I supernannyed him into submission
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Randomize
