Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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