That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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