So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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