I cockslap morals
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
