He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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