do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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