Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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