Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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