I can text with my tongue
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
