Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i barfeds in our rink
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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