they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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