Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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