Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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