you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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