I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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