I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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