just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I love having hate sex.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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