Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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