You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
