i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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