That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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