im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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