In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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