She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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