Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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