She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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