Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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