Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
