fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
