Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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