I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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