dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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