Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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