I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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