rhymes with "ouble enetration"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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