the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Randomize
