What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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