What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Four minutes until I can fart!
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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