just tell him i said nine months
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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