So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
where are my eyebrows?
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