I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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