508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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