who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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