How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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