You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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