So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
